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Salut, dear! Are you waiting long time? (I Hope, I was so much time in a toilet putting myself the order not in vain?).
- Hello! Oh, I've already got tired of waiting! (came 5 minutes ago, i knew you would be late again).
- Well, so how are you doing? What did u do?
(Where did you vanish so long and did not call me?).
- You see, had a lot of work... (At last I had some free time to drink beer with friends and to watch football).
-А how are you?
(Please, only don't bother me how you have broken a nail in the most improper moment or how your friend left her next guy).
- I am ok, only missed you …
(And did you miss me?).
- I missed you too.
(I had cool time with my friends, and didn't think at all about you).
Let's order something? What would you like?
(Eat something at last, normally, or there is nothing to look at already).
- I'd like the Greek salad without oil, tomatoes, brinsen cheeses, olives and pepper, please.
(you think, I am fat, I can't eat when you are near).
- And mineral water with gas and a lemon. (BigMac, potato and coca-cola).
- ok.
(do you eat something at all?).
Well, so how was your weekends?
(Let's eat quickly and go to me, cos I am too tired to keep up the conversation).
- Well so … Went shoppping with mum. (Was in club with friends).
-А, by the way, do not you notice anything especial ? (Why haven't you at once noticed my new jacket?).
- Oh! Very lovely!
(Shit, what do you mean?).
- I bought it specially for our date.
(I already wore it to club).
- It suit you well!
(your tits look much more striking why did not you wear such before?).
- So what film we are going to watch? (Choose a pleasant background so that we can pay attention only to what we will do).
- Mmm...what u want!
(Only not those awful action movies!).
- Would you drink something?
(you should relax).
- sure!
(are you going to make me drunk?).
- Champagne?
(oh, why don't you drink vodka?).
- It would be quite good.
(I Hope, you will choose a good one).
- Do you like it?
( will you stay for the night?).
- Very much, but I am a little tired...
(I shall not stay with you for the night).
- I love you, babe!
(I like you so much that I am ready to meet once again).
- I love u too!
(Why have you say it right now? just to make me stay?).
- could i see you home?
(stay better with me, and we repeat everythingonce again).
- Oh, thank u, but you should not.
( I can't believe, that you really want mesee me home, there is so nasty weather today! Or it simply a hint ...?).
- I shall call tomorrow.
(Tomorrow I shall be busy the whole day long).
- I shall be waiting! see u.
(Shit, I would like to stay, you are so lovely).
- So long …
(I m afraid, you don't like to be with me).
Ley's start to tell what we really mean? Or better not to do it?:)
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