Me, My life, My personality

If no one will leave me a comment today, i will be so mad, upset and very depressed

Sometimes in life you cant really understand what you want, who you like, what you like, and what you ReaLLY need. Not some foolish fantasy but something thats real, something that is able to become yours or maybe someone. See this uncertainty ruins everything, ruins our lifes our self-appraisal, So all of us no matter how old we are, no matter how have we experienced life should think about this for a moment. We Have to consider this problem seriously and try to understand what we need? what do people need from us? what our folk's need from us? AND WHAT WE NEED FROM LIFE??

People i understand everything except one thing.. IF you come into my blog and start reading it is it so hard to leave a comment? no, just tell me is it that hard? and is it that hard to add your self as one of my readers:?

Some jokes from the Daily show with Jon stewart (The Comedy Central)
JOKE OF THE DAY:Yo mama's so stupid...

Yo' mama so stupid, that when I asked her to turn on the TV, she started strippin'.

Another Joke:

Topless Sunbather

A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof. When she laid down to sun her back, her bikini top fell off. She didn't care so much, though, because nobody ever came up to the roof anyway. Which is why she was surprised when she heard footsteps. It was the maitre'd from the restaurant.
"Ma'am," he said, "we were all wondering if you could put your top back on."

"Why? I'm not disturbing anybody."

"Ma'am. You're on the skylight."

Another funny joke:
Little Johnny's Halloween

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"
"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.

"Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.

"No, said Johnny, but he minded his own freakin' business."

ya pridumala takoy prikolynyy slogan-stishok! guchi eto super, guchi eto klass! nebylo by guchi nebylo by nas ili guchi eto super, guchi eto klass! guchi eto to chto sdelano pod vas! kruto da?

urok v shkole, tema uroka - "igrovye zadachi na razvitie logiki"
uchitelynitsa sprashivaet:
- chto proizoydet, esli vserazrushayushee yadro, vrezhetsya v nerazrushaemuyu stenku?
vovochka:
- vodka podorozhaet, mary ivanovna!
- eto pochemu?
- a u menya otets govorit: "u nas v rossii vsegda tak, snachala kakaya-nibudy neponyatnaya fignya proizoydet, a potom vodka dorozhaet."



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2.11., 20:49
sidit novyy russkiy doma.
skuchno. delaty nechego.
zyrk na svoi nogi: volosatye,
kogti dlinnye, strashnye.
zvonit v salon krasoty:
- prishlite mne kogo-nibudy nogi
v poryadok privesti.
cherez nekotoroe vremya zvonok
v dvery. otkryvaet, na poroge stoit molodoy chelovek, predstavitelynogo vida, v pidzhake, pri galstuke.
novyy russkiy ego sprashivaet:
- ty kto?
- ya master pedikyura.
- slushay, yura, tvoya orientatsiya menya ne volnuet, ty mne nogi v poryadok privedi!

prihodyat rossiyskie oligarhi k putinu i govoryat:
- vladimir vladimirovich, my zaplatili vse nalogi
vploty do 2010 goda, otchislili na sotsialynye programmy
v rossii polovinu pribyli nashih kompaniy, vykupili za
rubezhom i peredali gosudarstvu tsennosti, prinadlezhashie
rossii, takzhe my peredali nashi kompanii i nashu lichnuyu
nedvizhimosty v sobstvennosty gosudarstvu. mozhno, my
prosto uedem?
- m-m-msh a posidety na dorozhku?

lyubovy - kak krasivaya vaza,
a vaza steklo,
byvaet obidnaya fraza,
i razobyetsya ono. . .

Whats the matter with you people.. its hard for u to write a comment.. to say hello, to ask how are you?

So people Lets GET acquinted alredy!!

prezervativy "solodov" - za kachestvo otvechayu!
prezervativy "nokia" - connecting people!
prezervativy "pezho" - igry konchilisy
prezervativy "blend-a-med" - troynaya zashita dlya vsey semyi
prezervativy "bilayn" - s nami udobno
prezervativy "mts" - lyudi ne tolyko govoryat
prezervativy "dirol kids" - tepery s bananovym vkusom!
prezervativy "piknik" - zameshan i zavernut
prezervativy "raptor" - provereno - nasekomyh net!
prezervativy "baunti" - rayskoe naslazhdenie
prezervativy "m&m's" - super-upakovka, veselaya tusovka!
prezervativy "omsa" - omsa znaet vse o tvoih zhelaniyah
prezervativy "makdonalyds" - i'm loving it
prezervativy "lyubimyy sad" - dlya svoih lyubimyh
prezervativy "ya" - gde naslazhdenie, tam ya
prezervativy "fruttis" - nutti-s, otvedayte fruttis
prezervativy "bon pari" - a ty sozrel dlya bon pari?
prezervativy "indezit" - prosluzhit dolgo
prezervativy "l'orealy" - vedy ty etogo dostoyna
prezervativy "nike" - just do it!