Jewish Grandmother
A Jewish grandmother went to go visit her daughter in Florida
one day. When the woman saw her five year old grandson, she knew
he was absolutely the most adorable child in the state of
Florida. So she took him out, bought him a little sailor outfit
with the cute little hat and shoes and took him down to the
beach. There, she walked him up and down the shore, bragging and
announcing proudly, "Oh yes, this is my grandson!" Etc. Well,
the little boy went to go play in the sand, and all of a sudden,
this big wave came up, picked up the little boy, and went back
into the ocean.
The Jewish woman was devistated. She cried and cursed and looked
up to the heaves saying, "Oh please! Oh, how could you do this?
He was just a little boy! Only five years old! Oh, what will my
daughter say? Oh, please! Oh no!"
Then, all of a sudden, a big wave came, and washed the little
boy back up onto the shore just the way he was left. The Jewish
woman looked up and said, "You know, he had a hat."
