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My ex g/f at the moment of our quarrels always repeated me about psychoanalysts (or how they are called?).
And trainings, specially created to help couples to maintain their relations and to understand problems which they invented to themselves.
It seemed to me strange and not necessary, in view of that fact that I was with this babe only because of her pretty ass. Already after when we gave up, this idea seemed to me amusing, but no more.
I had nothing to do, and I decided simply to have a talk, naturally, as the doctor I chose a woman, and rather appetizing.
- So, what disturbs you? What do you want to talk about? - she started from rather standard phrase.
- You see, it seems to me, I am too thoughtlessly look at relations with women, - I decided to pass at once to the case, trying to make a serious air which would show, that it really excites me very much.
It was interesting to me to hear, how she would react, and what would be her advice … Damn, I simply wanted to find out, what would be then.
- Well, you are still rather young and, most likely, have not found the right girl to have serious relations with her.
- But you see, I need not it. I do not want to have serious relations. And it is not matter. When I meet/date someone, it is the same for me, as i meet/date nobody, with the only difference - I see one girl more often, than usually. More often, than I would like it. But not enough frequently as she would like, but it is all the same for me.
- If it is all the same for you, why at all you have such relations?
- You know it very well. It is just sex. Well, sometimes also because someone should clean in my flat. But, I should pose as stupid fool in love or they start to wash out your brains.
If they were not all such confused, I'd tell them at once: ` Everything I need from you is only to touch your tits and to fuck few times `. But you can imagine, how they will react! They deceive themselves, not I do.
- But, now, in our democratic world, many girls are not against to keep in touch only for the sake of sex.
- Yes, there are some, but, I don't like them. Because besides me they will have ten more guys, and I need not it, - and here I decided to amuse myself a little, - and would you agree to have such relations?
- Well, we are talking now not about me …
- And nevertheless? Agreed?
- You see, I am married …
- Don't tell me, the husband, probably, bored you to death. Do you still sleep with him?
-It's none of your business!
- And with me... would you agree? Once?
- Young man, you inadequately conduct yourselves … I think, we should finish our session.
- And I think, we should not hurry up to leave…
What did I take out from this psychotherapeutic dung? That even the psychoanalyst should have the psychoanalyst to tell about how fast her skirt appeared on a floor and how long she begged me to tell nobody about it.
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