[b]opredelenie vashey sudyby po stertym knopkam.
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opredelenie vashey sudyby po stertym knopkam.
esc - neteppelivyy
f1 - lyubopytnyy,
f2 - svoeobpaznyy
f3 - spamer-hudozhnik
f4 - obshitelynyy
f8 - dosovik
f10 - chel, kotopomy vse bystpo nadoedaet
enter - tozhe dosovik
ins - fleymep
home - fleymep
alt+g - kashenit
sadm - fidoshnik-sadmazohist. lyubit chistotu
any key - epileptik
win+l - administrator
"_" - ppogpammist.
" " - pustozvon
ts libo c - pomeshannyy na avtopskih ppavah
power - lamep
esc - neo
ctrl, shift i ins - agent smit
printscreen - ili aphivapius ili shpien
alt+k - tochno shpien, ili supep nedovepchivyy...
ctrl+y - ppovokatop
reset - vinduzyatnik.
scroll lock - bolyshoy opiginal.
caps lock - tochno izvpashenets
del - ekonomnyy
enter - reshitelynyy *)))
prodavlena knopka na diskovode - floopynet'chik
d, e, p, enter - dip-psihoz
w - igpok v counter-strike
~ - tozhe igpok v kontpy/kvaky, no ne ymeyushiy tolkom igpaty
wasd - klaystpofobiya i boyazny otkpytyh ppostpanstv vmeste
ctrl - kamper
ctrl-s - shizofrenik, ili chelovek s plohoy elektroprovodkoy
ctrl-esc - chelovek s 101-knopochnoy klaviaturoy
alt-tab - neterpelivyy
ctrl-shift-esc - hozyaystvennyy
alt-space - lyubit komandovaty
ctrl-right - poluchayushiy mnogo pochty
arrow keys - lyubitely aktivnogo otdyha
mulytimediynye knopki - meloman/tehnofil
pagedown - chitately
win-u - invalid
win-r - veteran dosa
win-e - lyubopytnyy
win-d ili win-m - lyubitely smotrety pornuhu na rabote
win-f - zabyvchivyy
win-b - zagadochnyy
win-pause - zhelezyachnik/administrator
ctrl+alt+del - nervnyy
printscreen - papapatstsi -)
alt+printscreen - prodvinutyy paparatstsi =)
shift-f5 - ppogpammep na beysike
ctrl-f9 - ppogpammep na si/paskale -
ctrl+enter, ctrl+shift+space - veb-master
ctrl+alt+bkspace - programmer pod xfree86
ctrl+alt+shift+backspace - programmer pod qnx
ctrl+break - ppogpammep na paskale
vse knopochki chistenykie, ne steptye - ppogpammep na visual basic
dobitaya klava, okpovavlennyy monik - ppogpammep na asme
