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October 21, 2005, 9:57am

[b]poshel gruzin kupatysya, pleskalsya, pleskalsya i vdrug nachal tonuty... a tut idet
po beregu russkiy. uvidel ego gruzin, hochet na pomoshy pozvaty, a kak po-russki
"pomogite, tonu! " i zabyl...
- ey, poslushay, daragoy! posledniy raz kyupayusy! obydno, da!?

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December 5, 2005, 8:10am

ya viju tebe anekdoti pro gruzinov nravyatsya?!

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December 5, 2005, 7:53am

gruzin podhodit k devushke:
- devushka, na vam sidit muh.
- ne na vam, a na vas.
- kak, uzhe na mnu?
- ne na mnu, a na mne.
- kak, uzhe opyaty na vam? uh kakoy shustryy muh!

gogi sprashivaet u vahtanga.
- vahtang, chto takoe tybet?
- e, gogi, tybet eto to zhe chto i minet, tolko ne mine, a tybe.

gruzin govorit devushke:
- pryhadi vecherom ka mne. doma nekavo ne budet.
devushka prishla.
doma nikogo ne bylo.

otets-gruzin pouchaet svoego syna:
-esli ti imeeshy zhenshinu stoya, to eto -stoyashaya zhenshina! esli ti imeeshy zhenshina rakom, to eto rokovaya zhenshina...
-otets! a esli menya vchera dyadya givi otymel na meshke s izyumom, to ya chto izyumielynyy malchik?